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Created on 2002-07-29 10:32:39 (#648262), last updated 2004-01-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Alcawyn |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-02 |
| Location: | Middle-Earth, United Kingdom |
| Website: | MESPT |
Bio Once upon a time there were some people. They loved each other very much, but its been said before and will be said again- they had issues. Now one day a certain person named Éomer found out s/he was going to have a baby. Boromir, the daddy, was very happy. But his daddy Denethor was not. So Denethor took the baby from Éomer and put into the daddy's brother, Faramir. This surprised everyone very much, and caused a great deal of angsting from everyone involved.
After Mommy Éomer and Daddy Boromir finished angsting and bleeding copiously, the baby was taken from poor Uncle Faramir's tummy and stashed away inside an actress from a different dimension, named Miranda Otto. She was very nice, but it didn't last long. Because around that time, a large, sexy, very evil spider lady named Ungoliant came and kidnapped Miranda. Once again, Everyone involved was very unhappy. Much angsting, bleeding, and fighting proceeded.
Finally, Mommy Miranda was rescued, but poor baby got stuck inside of scary Mommy Ungoliant. When Daddy Boromir and Mommies Éomer and Faramir discovered that baby wasn't in Mommy Miranda, they were all very sad. And angsty. Everyone else was getting very tired of all this angsting. They all prayed that someone would make it stop.
A very frightening, sexy, and evil dark lord took baby and put it into... itself. Yes, he put the baby into his future self. This disturbed the grown-up baby very very much, because he was dead.
Finally, a very very nice and baby-loving Valier named Estë came and put baby inside of a special egg. The grown up baby was relieved that he hadn't killed himself before he was born. He took his special egg and hid it in a very special place.
Finally when the egg hatched, it was inside the nest of an eagle! And much to their surprise, there were two babies inside the egg- a girl and a boy. The girl liked to kick and scream. The boy was afraid to come out.
...
This is as far as we've gotten. Tune in soon to find out more of the unfolding saga of the Éomerbabies.
After Mommy Éomer and Daddy Boromir finished angsting and bleeding copiously, the baby was taken from poor Uncle Faramir's tummy and stashed away inside an actress from a different dimension, named Miranda Otto. She was very nice, but it didn't last long. Because around that time, a large, sexy, very evil spider lady named Ungoliant came and kidnapped Miranda. Once again, Everyone involved was very unhappy. Much angsting, bleeding, and fighting proceeded.
Finally, Mommy Miranda was rescued, but poor baby got stuck inside of scary Mommy Ungoliant. When Daddy Boromir and Mommies Éomer and Faramir discovered that baby wasn't in Mommy Miranda, they were all very sad. And angsty. Everyone else was getting very tired of all this angsting. They all prayed that someone would make it stop.
A very frightening, sexy, and evil dark lord took baby and put it into... itself. Yes, he put the baby into his future self. This disturbed the grown-up baby very very much, because he was dead.
Finally, a very very nice and baby-loving Valier named Estë came and put baby inside of a special egg. The grown up baby was relieved that he hadn't killed himself before he was born. He took his special egg and hid it in a very special place.
Finally when the egg hatched, it was inside the nest of an eagle! And much to their surprise, there were two babies inside the egg- a girl and a boy. The girl liked to kick and scream. The boy was afraid to come out.
...
This is as far as we've gotten. Tune in soon to find out more of the unfolding saga of the Éomerbabies.
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